The eN-Zed Green Party – ah ha ha

In 2023, eN-Zed generated just 0.09% of the world’s CO₂ emissions. That’s not even one-tenth of one percent. China? Nearly one-third of the CO₂ emissions, and USA? About 12%. So, if eN-Zed vanished tomorrow, the planet wouldn’t even notice.

Do you think the Greens know how much eN-Zed affects climate change?

Yet the Greens act like every eN-Zedder (excpet them of course) is the problem and their climate change solution is to hand out free stuff to anyone who wants it (a lot like shoplifting, right?) and, if something actually needs paying for the government will pay and if someone asks, ‘where does the government get it’s money?’, Chloe’s mob just shout ‘tax rich people.’

Fun fact: all Green MPs earn about $200,000+ per year, which makes them very much ‘rich people’. But let’s not dwell on the irony or tragedy of that.

What happens when you tax the rich? They take their money offshore. Sometimes they take themselves offshore too, usually to somewhere with less sanctimonious and ill-informed moralising. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left paying more for everything while being lectured about ‘systems of extraction and exhaustion’”’ by people who’ve never filled a gas bottle at 6am in winter or read about Hoteling’s Rule because that would be in an Economics textbook and, well…,, what’s Economics got to do with a Green MP?

Here’s a radical idea: cut wasteful government spending. Then cut taxes so every hard-working, tax-paying eN-Zedder can keep more of their earnings to spend on them and their own family. But that would require trusting people to run their own lives and make their own decisions, and that’s a lot harder than sailing your biodegradable pea-green yacht to China and giving them a stern talking-to about their CO₂ emissions.

Do you think Chloe’s ever hiked in the eN-Zed wilderness and seen that it’s in a very good state?

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